I know Gangrel that are not interested in politics. I believe that it has it's place and it's usage, so I've always asked why they thought it had no business in their affairs. This was a story that was told to me by a toad...
There once was two monkeys who were spending a particularly hot day on the bank of a river. They were wading and splashing and particularly drinking the cold, refreshing water. In fact, they both drank so much, their bladders became full and distended, almost uncomfortabely so.
"Goodness," said the first monkey, "I've drank so much water. I bet I could pee right up and over this here tree." And, to back this boast, he proceed to do exactly that.
The second monkey, not to be outdone, said "We'll I've certainly drank a great deal too! In fact, I've drank so much, I'm certain I can pee clear across this river!" Sure enough, he was able to do so, relieving himself on the ther bank.
The first monkey was not impressed. he puffed out his chest and declared loudly "Hah! Given a chance, I bet I can drink enough water to pee right through the jungle and out to the prairies and savahnas beyond!"
The second monkey, starting to screech even louder, "Why, were I to have more to drink, I could pee right up and over the horizon, marking the mountains that can only be seen from the highest branches!"
The first monkey jumped up and down at this. "The mountains! The mountains! If I were to drink more from this river, I could pee right up into the sky, and put out the sun itself!"
They could not stand this boasting any longer, and both jumped into the river to drink. The drank and drank and drank, only pausing to spash and screech at each other.
It during their screaming at each other that a hungry crocodile came along, and gobbled them both up.