Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [LNH] Cover Gallery #18i ][][][][][][][][][][][< COVER * GALLERY * #18i>][][][][][][][][][][][ The cover shows the gigantic stone form of the Sphinx rearing up from its resting place on the Giza Plateau, preparing to swat the Consultant (currently female, dressed in a sensible tweed skirt and coat of subtly extraterrestrial cut). Locals and foreign tourists alike flee in all directions. The Sphinx snarls, "You trapped my wandering spirit in this hunk of stone, little Time Baron, but I have prevailed! This is no longer my prison: it is my body! Now DIE!" Cover blurb: "A cosmic horror no longer bound! The marauding return of the Sphinx!" ][][][][][][][][][][][< * * * * * * * * * * *>][][][][][][][][][][][ Authors notes: A second Dr Who pastiche that references the _spaceQuest Raven_ #4 story. This version of the Consultant is based on the Joanna Lumley incarnation of the Doctor from _The Curse of Fatal Death_. The Sphinx-as-an-intangible-entity-trapped- in-immobile-stone idea was pillaged from the _GURPS Monsters_ book. -- Saxon Brenton University of Technology, city library, Sydney Australia saxon....@uts.edu.au saxonb...@hotmail.com "These 'no-nonsense' solutions of yours just don't hold water in a complex world of jet-powered apes and time-travel." - Superman, JLA Classified #3 =09=09 =09 =09=09
][][][][][][][][][][][< COVER * GALLERY * #1i >][][][][][][][][][][][A five-year-old wearing a bright red jumpsuit with a blue septagon on the chest and the letters 'KE' in it, standing in a heroic 'arms akimbo' pose in the middle of the cover with rays of light radiating from him: "Whenever I say
][][][][][][][][][][][< COVER * GALLERY * #3i >][][][][][][][][][][][The Devil (a cute anime girl with red hair, horns and bat wings) stands facing us, stage right, in a flame-red tux. In one hand, she holds a saxophone; in the other, a wallscroll with a frozen, struggling Kid Enthusiastic on it.
][][][][][][][][][][][< COVER * GALLERY * #4i >][][][][][][][][][][][Shining Tungsten Magister is wearing fluffy pale blue one-piece footie pajamas with horns and Godzilla-esque spikes. She turned toward the viewer as Casey puts a hand on her shoulder. In the background is a rack of similar
][][][][][][][][][][][< COVER * GALLERY * #5i >][][][][][][][][][][][A mob, holding dollar bills in their clenched fists, is chasing the LNH Subgroup Without a Name down a set of small-town streets. Outlined in the starry sky above is a malevolent, devilish figure, holding a telethon-style board
The LNH Subgroup Without a Name is playing an incredibly elaborate board game - something like Mousetrap mixed with Arkham Horror. Kid Enthusiastic is reading off a card.
][][][][][][][][][][][< COVER * GALLERY * #7i >][][][][][][][][][][][Kid Enthusiastic, wearing towel around his waist and a shower cap (over his normal costume) is standing in a shower and holding his hands up over his face. Out of the shower head, cats of all colors and shapes - black, white,
][][][][][][][][][][][< COVER * GALLERY * #8i >][][][][][][][][][][][Kid Enthusiastic is sitting at one of those chess tables you see in parks. Across from him is a faceless figure in a purple jersey. In the background, Casey, Mala, and Carmine are trapped in miniature gazebos, staring out the
Senses Lass stands in a spotlight before a wall. She is in a defensive position, ready to attack if necessary, looking determined and more than a bit irritated.
][][][][][][][][][][][< COVER * GALLERY * #10i >][][][][][][][][][][][Cover shows a trio of Legionnaires standing in poses of horror,looking into an absolutely black background.Sister-State-The-Obvious: "It's a sucking void! An absence of anyform of matter or energy!"Cheesecake-Eater Lad:
][][][][][][][][][][][< COVER * GALLERY * #11i >][][][][][][][][][][][The background is a bunch of bare winter trees and a gray sky. Yam theThanksgiving Day Miracle Yak is emerging from a multicoloredkaleidoscopic time hole and boggling in horror. Anal-Retentive ArchiveKid is wearing a tricorn
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ Cover shows a middle-aged man in swimming trunks embedded in a giant ball of twine - his position kind of looking halfway between him being pushed through it like a knitting needle, and being wrapped up in a cocoon of spider's w
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ The cover shows a mighty muscled figure with a gun - the Copyright Kid - standing between two groups of costumed characters. On the left, Master Blaster, Fearless Leader and Senses Lass plead for the Copyright Kid's attention
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ Cover shows Fourth Wall Lass buckled into a harness and stalking towards the viewer. Watching are a crowd of Legionnaires who are looking on in various melodramatic states of shock, grim determination, or righteous indignation.
LNH: Cover Gallery #15i ][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ Cover shows Convoluted Origin Man and Boy Redundant Lad in the foreground, recoiling in surprise from the sight of defeated Nazi soldiers lying about. Those Nazis who aren't dead or unconscious are writh
LNH: Cover Gallery #16i ][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ Cover image has two parts. In the top left quarter is a round inset bubble, where a pair of astronauts are looking in bemusement through the front windows of their spacecraft. One of them says, "Ah, Hust
LNH: Cover Gallery #17i ][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ The cover shows Bicycle Repair Lad and Demon Boy looking pleased at the sight of the armoured egg-shape of a Weeblek tied up in a comfy chair. The Weeblek demands in a panicked but still mechanical voice
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ Constellation is falling to the ground in front of the buildings of Domi.net.ria. The stars are disappearing from his costume, but coming from the side are the Gathering of Net.Legends, whose costumes now have starfields in the s
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ Constellation is falling to the ground in front of the buildings of Domi.net.ria. The stars are disappearing from his costume, but coming from the side are the Gathering of Net.Legends, whose costumes now have starfields in the s
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ A wall splits the cover down the middle. On one side, Lass Lady is sitting, wistful expression on her face; on the other, January Frost is leaning against it, arms crossed, and rolling her eyes. LASS LADY: So... would you like t
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ In center frame, Kid Enthusiastic is standing in the LNHQ hallways and carrying a wicker basket filled with clothes, a confused expression on his face. He's wearing a faded black T-shirt with the words "Lovely Murder Bloody Deat
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ At left, Queen Victoria is sitting on her throne. She and her guards have shocked expressions, as on the right, Nerf Girl is pointing the Sword in the Stone at her. NERF GIRL: As the last remaining descendant of King Arthur, I
[LNH/HCC] Cover Gallery #23i ][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ The cover shows the inside of a bus station, which has been overrun with teddy bears who are sitting on blankets, drinking tea and eating sandwiches and cupcakes and other snack foods. Senses Lass a
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ A giant cocktail glass with arms, legs and eyes, filled with white liquid and garnished with a chunk of pineapple, is rampaging through Net.city. Musical notes shoot out from it, destroying buildings. Random bystanders run screa
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ The scene: on the steps outside a natural history museum. An eight-meter theropod is floating above it, shooting crackly magic rays, and an army of dinosaur skeletons is walking out. At the bottom of the steps stand Poignant Dea
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ In the foreground is a dark figure, floating in the air surrounded by a nimbus of Kirby dots. Next to him stands the Shoe Devil, cackling as he feeds energy into the form. In the background, Figment Lad, Useless Background Chara
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ Genesis is facing the viewer, in a defensive pose with a shocked expression. In the foreground, standing in three-quarter view, is a shadowy figure wearing white-and-silver armor and a red visor, pointing at Genny. GENESIS: Wha
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ The cover shows the LNH20-verse LNHQ, rip in the center of the page with a completely different LNHQ-the classic one-in the center. Bystanders are being pulled into the rift and we can see some of them merging with people on t
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ The cover shows the Ultimate Ninja reading a birthday card (using all of his ninja birthday card reading skills) as the entire LNH stands behind him gasping in shock at what is being read (Except for Cannon Fodder who is in a
[LNH] Cover Gallery #i30 ][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ The cover shows a pleased and triumphant looking GAMER BOY, wearing he Insanity Gauntlet and glowing with cosmic power. He has his hands outstretched to direct the movements of a whirling swarm of p
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ In the center, Marco Ramirez, AKA Bad-Poetry Boy, is holding Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pup in his arms, with Cauliflower enthusiastically pawing at and licking his face. Steranko-style concentric circles radiate out
LNH: Cover Gallery #32i ][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ A baby version of Eggplant the Komodo Dragon has its little baby jaws tightly attached to the throat of someone in a nanny's outfit. The other Holiday Miracle Pet Babies gaze in horror as
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ In the center, Marco Ramirez, AKA Bad-Poetry Boy, is holding Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch in his arms, with Cauliflower enthusiastically pawing at and licking his face. Steranko-style concentric circles radiate out
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ [In the background, the Crimson @venger, Bluetooth, and Manga Man Yellow are standing in the LNHQ Monitor Room, looking down at their smartphones, not paying attention. In the foreground, the starry form of Constellation II
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ Liefeld's Porpoise, the Red Herring, and the other members of F.I.S.H Force are running across the White House lawn. A woman, wearing a fisherman's coat and hat with a domino mask, stands next to an open window and swings a
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ Looming over the cover are RoboMACs - Firebrand, Shatterwing, Spacefold, Traumastar, and the mighty Antiochus V - only with insane dayglo color schemes. Below them, looking up from a circle of light in the darkness, stands
][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ The cover is split diagonally. On one side, in the background, Bad-Poetry Boy, Winter Droid, and the Crimson @venger are wearing old-timey basketball uniforms and attempting to play defense against Cauliflower, who's leaping