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Writer's Block Person #36

"Capture Card Device"

by Drew Perron

Whisperion, mystic hero of growth and life, sat on the pink couch in Writer's Block Person's apartment. She was playing Jaipur, a card game about trading along the Silk Road in medieval India. Her opponent was the cosmic being/deep time meddler/big nerd Chaos Theory, who was going all-in on an

The Super Wizard From Space #69

"Taming Power Of The Small, part 2"

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Playing tour guide's certainly been more agreeable than playing babysitter. As far as pointless distractions go. If nothing else, its been interesting visiting old haunts, if only to see what's left of them.

Classic LNH Adventures #45

"The Crimes of the Brotherhood Part Eight"

by Arthur Spitzer

In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have the eighth section of the whole EMPLOYEE-EMPOWERED, PARADIGM-SHIFTED, INDIVIDUAL-OWNERSHIP, DOWNSIZED, STREAMLINED, REENVIGORATED CRIMES of the BROTHERHOOD of NET.VILLAINS!!

The Perfect Fit

"The Perfect Fit"

by deucexm

"I have writer's block," I said, "and I really want to finish these storylines." "Nah, just write what comes to mind," said my muse, helpfully. And so I did, and brought forth the starter to yet another new series: unabashedly transhumanist and featuring two of (quite possibly) my favorite

The Girl Who Saved the World Part 68

"[1/2]"

by George Phillies

* * * * * Brian sat at his desk, trying to concentrate on studying for tomorrow’s exam. He wasn’t being very successful. Dinner had been a nightmare. Everything had gone fine for the first five minutes. Then Trisha announced she’d dropped music for fitness club. She’d even tried to be nice

LNH20 Comics Presents #21

"[1/2]"

by Adrian J. McClure

Over five years ago, on the somehow still-existing newsgroup called rec.arts.comics.creative, a bunch of people decided to make a new LNH world to celebrate its 20th anniversary, because why not. This spawned a surprisingly elaborate superhero and complex shared universe that never quite died

LNH20 Comics Presents #21

"[2/2]"

by Adrian J. McClure

"You have to turn yourself in now!" said Doc Nostalgia. Fearless Leader said something in response but he didn't hear it. "What was that?" Doc Nostalgia motioned for him to pull down the window, and he did so. "You have to turn yourself in now!" he repeated. He whispered. "I don't want to hurt

What You Love

"What You Love"

by deucexm

I have been working through a lot of issues of late, writer's block among them - though admittedly that's more symptomatic than an issue on its own - and came up with something of value. Originally I'd pondered using a DIVX tag, but it's true to the character in question so I'll let it stand.

Classic LNH Adventures #44

"The Crimes of the Brotherhood Part Seven"

by Arthur Spitzer

In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have the seventh section of the whole EMPLOYEE-EMPOWERED, PARADIGM-SHIFTED, INDIVIDUAL-OWNERSHIP, DOWNSIZED, STREAMLINED, REENVIGORATED CRIMES of the BROTHERHOOD of NET.VILLAINS!!

Writer's Block Person #35

"Morphology"

by Drew Perron

One of Writer's Block Person's lesser-known heroic weaknesses is seasonal depression! So in the midst of the darkness of winter, we find them curled up in a chair, under blankets, a sun lamp shining in the grayness of the day, headphones over their ears. Their eyes are closed, and their head is

The Super Wizard From Space #68

"Taming Power Of The Small, part 1"

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In the calm eye of it, I can just make out Melisende's massive shape, pacing and stomping and _screaming_ at them, her voice amplified overtop the cacophony. "Are you happy now? That'z it! It'z over!"

New Bosnia #7

"The Land of Thud and Blunder"

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Catalogue of Universes: It is now down to the original. - SW10 (Superhuman World 10) plus variants MW01, MW02, TW03 Dramatis Personae: - Scott Stiles, a.k.a. the "Super Savior", from Earth-SW10 ("Superhuman World 10"). - Philippe St. Joseph Lateran, from Earth-SW10 ("Superhuman World

Classic LNH Adventures #43

"The Crimes of the Brotherhood Part Six"

by Arthur Spitzer

In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have the sixth section of the whole EMPLOYEE-EMPOWERED, PARADIGM-SHIFTED, INDIVIDUAL-OWNERSHIP, DOWNSIZED, STREAMLINED, REENVIGORATED CRIMES of the BROTHERHOOD of NET.VILLAINS!!

The Super Wizard From Space #67

"Demolio, part 7 of 6"

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"Born of cozmic power, with a mind the sZzize of the universZze... and you thought death would stop her? What szort of sZzimple idea did you take her for, that she'd die szo quietly?"

Legio de Reto. Herooj?

"Legio de Reto. Herooj?"

by Arthur Spitzer

Found this while googling Legion of Net.Heroes stuff.. [LINK] Not sure the language. Maybe Esperanto? Arthur "Mi ne komprenas.." Spitzer

Classic LNH Adventures #42

"The Crimes of the Brotherhood Part Five"

by Arthur Spitzer

In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have the fifth section of the whole EMPLOYEE-EMPOWERED, PARADIGM-SHIFTED, INDIVIDUAL-OWNERSHIP, DOWNSIZED, STREAMLINED, REENVIGORATED CRIMES of the BROTHERHOOD of NET.VILLAINS!!

Catalog of Earths, 2017 Update #5

"of 5: Recently-Discovered Universes"

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UNIVERSE: The "DiVerse" - Type: Mystic - Chronicler: Colin ("DeuceXM") - Chronicler's Web Site: [LINK] - Tag: DIVA - Activity: occasional - Relevance: Major. Could interact with the Council. - Threat Analysis: Intermediate. The activity happens on

Catalog of Earths, 2017 Update #4

"of 5: Legacy Universes"

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UNIVERSE: Godling - Type: Superhuman - Chronicler(s): Jochem Vandersteen - Chronicler's Web Site: apparently not - Tag: MISC - Activity: sporadic; one episode this year - Relevance: Minor; could interact with the Council, but not likely - Threat Analysis: Standard superhuman,

Catalog of Earths, 2017 Update #3

"of 5: The Web Comics"

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The Powernaut (covered earlier as part of "Introduction and SW10") appears in a web comic himself. We here cover the other artistic content of RACC. ... UNIVERSE: Ripping Off King Arthur - Type: Mystic, apparently - Chronicler: Arthur Spitzer - Chronicler's Web Site: [LINK]

Catalog of Earths, 2017 Update #2

"of 5: RACC and LNH"

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UNIVERSE: RACC Offshoots (RACCies) - Type: Superhuman - Chronicler(s): Scott Eiler and Andrew Perron - Chronicler's Web Site: none - Tag: RACCies, of course - Activity: RACCies are annual in May or thereabouts. Other offshoots were quiet this year. - Relevance: Minimal. This year's

Catalog of Earths, 2017 Update #1

"of 5: Introduction and SW10"

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Author's Note: End of Year Reviews are kind of inconvenient for me right now, but I have to admit we still need them. Or I do anyway. And, oh right, it's time to start if I don't want people to be reading them on New Year's Eve. - THE CATALOG OF EARTHS, 2017 UPDATE Private to the

Classic LNH Adventures #41

"The Crimes of the Brotherhood Part Four"

by Arthur Spitzer

In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have the fourth section of the whole EMPLOYEE-EMPOWERED, PARADIGM-SHIFTED, INDIVIDUAL-OWNERSHIP, DOWNSIZED, STREAMLINED, REENVIGORATED CRIMES of the BROTHERHOOD of NET.VILLAINS!!

Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch #4

"out of 4: Beyond Heaven and Hell"

by Arthur Spitzer

This Holiday Special is brought to you by: Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch Action Figures: Now you can have fun recreating the Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch mini-series in your own home! The set includes Dying-of-Disease-Little Girl, Santa Claus-Strapped-to-a-Nuclear-Warhead

The Girl Who Saved the World Part 67

"SKY COMMANDER - It's like The Rocketeer meets Indiana Jones!!!"

by George Phillies

"I'm home," Trisha called. She did that every day. Hopefully they wouldn't complain that she was doing the same thing she always did. "I'm going upstairs to my room." "Trisha, dear," her mother's voice was loud and clear, "don't you have chores to do?" "Mom, today is Wednesday. That's me

Classic LNH Adventures #40

"The Crimes of the Brotherhood Part Three"

by Arthur Spitzer

In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have the third section of the whole EMPLOYEE-EMPOWERED, PARADIGM-SHIFTED, INDIVIDUAL-OWNERSHIP, DOWNSIZED, STREAMLINED, REENVIGORATED CRIMES of the BROTHERHOOD of NET.VILLAINS!!

Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch #3

"out of 4: Cauliflower's Inferno"

by Arthur Spitzer

This Holiday Special is brought to you by: Self-Stomach Stapler: Now you can perform the expensive hospital surgery to lose weight in your own home! Torn-Crumpled-Up Wrapping Paper: Why wait till someone gets you a gift to experience the joy of torn-crumpled-up wrapping paper? Now you can

Classic LNH Adventures #39

"The Crimes of the Brotherhood Part Two"

by Arthur Spitzer

In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have the second section of the whole EMPLOYEE-EMPOWERED, PARADIGM-SHIFTED, INDIVIDUAL-OWNERSHIP, DOWNSIZED, STREAMLINED, REENVIGORATED CRIMES of the BROTHERHOOD of NET.VILLAINS!! We

Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch #2

"out of 4: The Wonders of Cauliflower"

by Arthur Spitzer

This Holiday Special is brought to you by: Candy Gun: It's Real Candy and a Real Gun! Have Fun eating it! Or use it to kill your enemies! Bag Full 'o Thought: It's the thought, not the gift that counts! And this bag has a whole lot of thought! CAULIFLOWER THE

Classic LNH Adventures #38

"The Crimes of the Brotherhood (not going to type up that whole title) Part One"

by Arthur Spitzer

Okay, let's see if I have now completely freed myself from the bonds of Super Apathy Lad to start this thing again. In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have the first part of the whole EMPLOYEE-EMPOWERED, PARADIGM-SHIFTED,

Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch #1

"out of 4: The Dog That Barked - Christmas!"

by Arthur Spitzer

Tis the Reposting Season... This Holiday Special is brought to you by: Mr. Paprika Brand Eggnog: Now that's a Man's Eggnog! Grand Theft Flight.thingee - Northpole: Guns, Drugs, Prostitutes,=20 Elves, Reindeers, and More Prostitutes! Finally a video game that puts=20 the Ho, Ho, Ho's back

Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch: Tales from the Cutting Room Floor #1

by Arthur Spitzer

Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch: Tales from the Cutting Room Floor #1 December 3rd, 2004 - LNHHQ, Net.ropolis, And both Namer Boy and Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch were both having just a grand old time licking some candy canes they had stolen off the LNH's X-mas

Royals #4

by deucexm

Does it need an introduction? I asked, you answered, I finally delivered. Thus: Royals: A DiVerse Alpha Chronicle by Colin Stokes 04 The white void flipped startlingly to black the instant Rosewood submerged the rods - then it fuzzed into a familiar pulsing gray static, but shot through

Tales of the Holy Mountain #2

by deucexm

I have a few remaining ideas for this series, but I think I'll let them gestate just a bit longer. I still have Royals to finish, after all; I haven't forgotten about that one - it's actually been weighing on me a bit. But Tales is fun and simple, and greases the gears in addition to having

Tales of the Holy Mountain #1

by deucexm

Sometimes ideas just come out all in a rush, not entirely formed; sometimes they stew for a while and boil and turn over and I don't have good cooking metaphors because I don't cook. Anyway the point is this one has been on my mind for quite some time; I'm glad I had the chance to put it into

Tales of the Holy Mountain

by deucexm

I wanted something that was bitesize enough that I could crank out a segment of it every now and then to keep the flow going - an actual segment for publication, that is, a finished piece. After some conversation, I came up with this; it ties into the DiVerse, but not in any way you'd know on

The Super Wizard From Space #66

"Demolio, part 6"

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Reality stretches like canvas pulled taut. Time stutters and scratches and skips, between moments and months. The Wizard takes refuge within the umbra of the system's innermost planet, little more than a corner to be backed into.

The Super Wizard From Space #65

"Demolio, part 5"

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“Iz thiZs what you’re reduced to? A cockroach, sZcurrying and hiding underneath the firmament? If make Uz chasZze after you, We will bring the heavenZz down upon you.”

The Girl Who Saved the World part 63

by George Phillies

Sorry it has been a while. I am cowriting a novel, and my co-author is highly tolerant that I can manage 3000 words a day on many days, even though he views this as catastrophically slow. We shall piously hope that the HitGirlz remembered their bulletproof underthings. CHAPTER YYY Benjamin

The Girl Who Saved...

by George Phillies

Eclipse is actually several books away from "The Girl Who Saved All the Universes" but I have already populated the Vissorant. It thinks of itself as a whale eating Krill, but each Krill is an entire universe. I once said "the grossest monster in the history of D&D", and got challenged about

Raccies 2017

"Bidding Adieu"

by George Phillies

"That was a truly fine ceremony," Cosmic Cataclysm Lass said. "It had all the right ingredients." "Indeed it did," Natural Law Revision Lad said. "But now it is time to return home." "Does that mean that you are leaving?" their guest asked. "Alas, we must depart." Natural Law Revision Lad

High Concept Challenge v2, no. 2

"We are not so different, you and I"

by Tom Russell

A villain believes that they have certain commonalities with the hero, that they are two sides of the same coin, that they have a special connection or symbiotic relationship, one is a dark reflection of the other, etc., etc., or anything along those same lines. Whether that's true or not is

Night of the RACCies #4

"The Intervention!"

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Natural Law Revision Lad looked at the door of his cell. Despite its awesome power which was like unto three universes, he'd successfully blown it out. So he gestured to Cosmic Cataclysm Lass. "Ladies first." Meanwhile, Deathspork the Terminator roamed the hallways of the RACCies auditorium.

Night of the RACCies #5

"The Mission!"

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Our Heroes are January Frost, Mary Mystery, MaryBeth the Hit Girl, and Love Princess Gorgoneion. All others have been left behind by the pace of this good old time RACCies cascade. Our Heroes have been thrust toward another universe, to seek an old threat. But they get stuck, somewhere in a

2016 (23rd Annual) RACCies Ceremony

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o o o o o o o o o o The 2016 o o o o o o o ->(*23RD* Annual)

Night of the RACCies #3

"The Target!"

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Author's Note: This being a cascade, I'd best not overthink my response. I have at least slept on it, though. ... The lady mage was called, Rainshade. She was trying to control a conference room of free-willed superhumans. Oh, joy. She told those others, "Like I said, you're here because

FLASH! LNH Comics Presents Monthly #4

"(Reformatted)"

by Drew Perron

#4 #4 * * Since the dawn of the Internet, they have been its defenders! Today, the strangest heroes of all protect the world against hate,

Night of the RACCies #2

by Adrian J. McClure

Wouldn't be a cascade if there weren't some confusion about the numbering, would it? **** And elsewhere, a shadowy hooded figure lurked shadowily in a secret crypt beneath the RACCIes auditorium. Flames in skull-shaped braziers cast flickering light on the cobwebs hanging from coffins and

FLASH! LNH Comics Presents Monthly #4

by Drew Perron

#4 #4 * * Since the dawn of the Internet, they have been its defenders! Today, the strangest heroes of all protect the world against hate,

Another LNH Title? Really? #9

"War For the Oak Moss"

by Drew Perron

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HCC v2 #1/60

"Fairy Tales voting"

by Adrian J. McClure

Congratulations to everyone who wrote for this! We did run over the deadline, but we got more activity than I was expecting. Now you can vote for the result here: [LINK] The voting period is two weeks. - Adrian "The Dark Spaceknight" McClure, now with sig