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Swashbucklers of the Double Helix #1

by Drew Perron

I would apologize for not posting for a while - again - but you know what? Screw it, let's get to the content! - Some said he was a prince himself, that he'd been born with a silver spoon in his mouth, but scorned the excesses and the cruelty of his royal kin and taken off with their

The Girl Who Saved the World Part 58

by George Phillies

The speaking stone worked its way around the circle and back to Chancellor Holmgren. “With respect to pursuing the Bearer, we did manage with the aid of Baron Supreme Gamesman Kamensky to track down Miss Wells, who introduced the City of Steel move seen in that part of the competition. She is

Captain Calamity #2

"Core Connections"

by deucexm

Guess who's back with another tale of things! This one is a bit further in the future compared to the last one, as you may note - that's entirely intended. :) But enough of this! Feast upon my creation: Captain Calamity: A DiVerse Alpha Chronicle by Colin Stokes #2: "Core Connections"

Mighty Medley #36

"January 2017, by Messrs. Brenton, McClure, Perron, Russell, and Stokes"

by Tom Russell

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The Super Wizard From Space #63

"Demolio, part 3"

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"Here I am, having a heck of a time trying to put my own head together, I never figured on finding szomeone else'sz in here, too."

Audience Participation (Re RACCIES

"2016 First Nomination Ballot)"

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On 2017-01-14 15:37, Adrian McClure wrote: > Hopefully Russia/the FBI won't try and influence the RACCies voting. Hopefully if they do, Our Heroes (and maybe some properly motivated Villains) can stop them! And on that note, I hereby open the RACCies Ceremony of 2016 to audience participatio

The Girl Who Saved the World Part 57

"2016 First Nomination Ballot"

by George Phillies

“I find that the first lot is for the new manifesto from the League of Terran Justice,” Holmgren said. “Must we consider their ravings?” Moeller asked. The IncoAztecan Ambassador nodded in agreement, then passed the talking stone to Count Ferencz. “The new manifesto is very different,” Ferencz

The Girl Who Saved the World Part 56

"2016 First Nomination Ballot"

by George Phillies

There will be a rewrite you cannot see. The discussion of Stanford Smith, who some of you will have recognized, and the following paragraph go back to Liouville-Gibbs, and Liouville Gibbs appears here. She was too tired, and too many people ask about "GR". She is living in West Oregon, a state

The Girl Who Saved the World

by George Phillies

The death is fairly violent. Saving someone from having died is meant literally. It's a bit challenging. Spindrift does die, as she knew she would from the moment she summoned herself into existence out of kelp and sea foam, cold salt air, and the roar of the breaking waves.

Superhuman World and Associated Eligibles for 2016

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'Tis the season... to put the Powernaut and all his pals up for awards! 8{D> Here I list all the stuff I've worked in the past year, regardless of universe. I may have gotten something into LNH continuity. But I'm not going to overthink it. I've taken to grouping the RACCie awards by MAJOR,

2016 First Nomination Ballot

"of 5: The Web Comics"

by Drew Perron

Once again, it's time to make a big deal about each other's awesomeness! The prodigious proclamation of love, justice and writing known in the Pnakotic Manuscripts as the Two Thousand and Sixteen Rec.Arts.Comics.Creative Awards, AKA the RACCies! The RACCies are a two-step

Catalog of Earths, 2016 Update #5

"of 5: Recently-Discovered Universes"

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- PART 5: Recently-Discovered Universes - UNIVERSE: The "DiVerse" - Type: Mystic - Chronicler: Colin ("DeuceXM") - Chronicler's Web Site: [LINK] - Activity: occasional - Relevance: Major (increased from Intermediate last year). Could interact with the

Catalog of Earths, 2016 Update #4

"of 5: Legacy Universes"

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- PART 4: Legacy Universes - UNIVERSE: Godling - Type: Superhuman - Chronicler(s): Jochem Vandersteen - Chronicler's Web Site: apparently not - Activity: Every few months - Relevance: Minor; could interact with the Council, but not likely - Threat Analysis: Standard

The Girl Who Saved the World Part 55

by George Phillies

The cats like regular warm lunches. Careful examination of the tails indicated that they were probably spending most of their time hunting in the fields and bringing dinner home. I sat with my legs over the edge of the perch, dropped a cat treat on each side, and waited not for very long. Soon I

Catalog of Earths, 2016 Update #3

"of 5: The Web Comics"

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- PART 3: The Web Comics - The Powernaut (covered earlier as part of "Introduction and SW10") appears in a web comic himself. We here cover the other artistic content of RACC. UNIVERSE: Ripping Off King Arthur - Type: Mystic, apparently - Chronicler: Arthur Spitzer - Chronicler'

Catalog of Earths, 2016 Update #2

"of 5: RACC and LNH"

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- PART 2: RACC and LNH - UNIVERSE: RACC Offshoots (RACCies) - Type: Superhuman - Chronicler(s): Scott Eiler and Andrew Perron - Chronicler's Web Site: none - Activity: RACCies are annual in April or May. Other offshoots were quiet this year. - Relevance: Minimal, unchanged since

Catalog of Earths, 2016 Update #1

"of 5: Introduction and SW10"

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Author's Note: I still like End of Year Reviews. - THE CATALOG OF EARTHS, 2016 UPDATE Private to the Chancellor Wyatt Ferguson at the Council of Ordered Realities - PART 1: Introduction and SW10 - This report describes many of the major universes which are eligible for the Council

Cover Gallery #36i

by Drew Perron

][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ The cover is split diagonally. On one side, in the background, Bad-Poetry Boy, Winter Droid, and the Crimson @venger are wearing old-timey basketball uniforms and attempting to play defense against Cauliflower, who's leaping

Mighty Medley #35

"December 2016, by Messrs. Brenton, McClure, Perron, and Russell"

by Tom Russell

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Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch #4

"out of 4: Beyond Heaven and Hell"

by Arthur Spitzer

This Holiday Special is brought to you by: Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch Action Figures: Now you can have fun recreating the Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch mini-series in your own home! The set includes Dying-of-Disease-Little Girl, Santa Claus-Strapped-to-a-Nuclear-Warhead

FLASH! LNH Comics Presents Monthly #2

"(Fixed)"

by Drew Perron

#2 #2 * * Since the dawn of the Internet, they have been its defenders! Today, the strangest heroes of all protect the world against hate,

Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch #3

"out of 4: Cauliflower's Inferno"

by Arthur Spitzer

This Holiday Special is brought to you by: Self-Stomach Stapler: Now you can perform the expensive hospital surgery to lose weight in your own home! Torn-Crumpled-Up Wrapping Paper: Why wait till someone gets you a gift to experience the joy of torn-crumpled-up wrapping paper? Now you can

FLASH! LNH Comics Presents Monthly #2

by Drew Perron

#2 #2 * * Since the dawn of the Internet, they have been its defenders! Today, the strangest heroes of all protect the world against hate,

Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch #2

"out of 4: The Wonders of Cauliflower"

by Arthur Spitzer

This Holiday Special is brought to you by: Candy Gun: It's Real Candy and a Real Gun! Have Fun eating it! Or use it to kill your enemies! Bag Full 'o Thought: It's the thought, not the gift that counts! And this bag has a whole lot of thought! CAULIFLOWER THE

Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch #1

"out of 4: The Dog That Barked - Christmas!"

by Arthur Spitzer

Man, almost forgot about this, but here we go again... Tis the Reposting Season... This Holiday Special is brought to you by: Mr. Paprika Brand Eggnog: Now that's a Man's Eggnog! Grand Theft Flight.thingee - Northpole: Guns, Drugs, Prostitutes, Elves, Reindeers, and More Prostitutes!

WikiLull After #3

by Drew Perron

And Ring Job woke up in a sweat. The multiply-pierced former member of the Net.Trenchcoat Brigade had been dreaming about all of the people he'd been - comic book writers, parodies of comic book writers, anarchists who used those parodies as personas for infiltration, pretentious band leaders

WikiLull After #2

"Final Neme.sys/Five Lessons of Cheesecake"

by Adrian J. McClure

WikiLull- -A F T E R Issue #2: "Final Neme.sys/Five Lessons of Cheesecake" by Adrian McClure - The legends of a thousand galaxies speak of a rogue planet that brings calamity and destruction every time it passes by. On Earth, they call it Neme.sys. (Not to be confused with Net.mesis,

The Super Wizard From Space #62

"Demolio, part 2"

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"And after everything, after all our concern, it was so easy. We crushed him. Like an insect."

WikiLull After #1

"Feet of Clay"

by Drew Perron

You feel like venting? I feel like venting. Let's do some venting! WikiLull- -A F T E R Issue #1: "Feet of Clay" by Drew Perron - "You see?" grinned the menacing, painted face. "We were right all along. You may as well give in." The woman before him spat right in that face. "Fuck

WikiLull After #1

"Feet of Clay"

by Drew Perron

You feel like venting? I feel like venting. Let's do some venting! WikiLull- -A F T E R Issue #1: "Feet of Clay" by Drew Perron - "You see?" grinned the menacing, painted face. "We were right all along. You may as well give in." The woman before him spat right in that face. "Fuck

The Girl Who Saved the World Part 54

by George Phillies

There had been a time, right after mom threw me out of the house, when I was panicked about where I would get money. Fortunately I already had another persona ready. Pointelisme flew, teleported, was very good at long-range telepathy, had extremely solid force fields, and was very good with

The Girl Who Saved the World Part 53

"The Girl Who Saved the World, Part 52."

by George Phillies

I have a major rewrite ongoing. I am largely done with a colleague's research monograph, on which I am doing an intensive line edit. Ten book pages a day of line edit. especially when I am inserting scientific questions - it is a book on polymer dynamics - is actually a lot of work. Chapter

Mighty Medley #34

"November 2016, by Messrs. Brenton, McClure, and Russell"

by Tom Russell

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FLASH! LNH Comics Presents Monthly #1

by Drew Perron

* * Since the dawn of the Internet, they have been its defenders! Today, the strangest heroes of all protect the world against hate, fear, and apathy! Our knights in shining spandex... *

The Girl Who Saved the World, Part 52.

by George Phillies

“We must mobilize the people of the world,” Holmgren said, “to turn their united talents to capturing this person. Wherever she is – yes, I agree the very limited evidence suggests somewhere in Europe – we must find her. In particular, we must capture this Eclipse person and free the Namestone

NTB Shorts #1

by Arthur Spitzer

NTB: NTB Shorts #1 "Okay. I get it. I get it!" said Weevil Dendrite aka 'The Jellomancer' staring at the Blackberry Jello that was shaking like a coked up jackhammer in his fridge, "The Cubs won the World Series. You can stop shaking now. Really! I mean that's why you're shaking, right?

The Super Wizard From Space #61

"Demolio, part 1"

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"The Schrivener has the Crown. The cosmic tournament is between him and Queen Buzz. Walk away from all this devestation. Put an _end_ to this madness." "That's exactly what I intend to do."

Classic LNH Adventures #34

"Catalytic Conversions Part Three"

by Arthur Spitzer

LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #34: Catalytic Conversions Part Three In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have LNH Triple Play #9 The concluding issue of Joltin' Jeff McCoskey's one man crossover, (skipping past issues #7 and

Mighty Medley #33

"October 2016, by Messrs. Brenton, McClure, Perron, Russell, and Stokes"

by Tom Russell

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Captain Calamity #1

"A Little Extra"

by deucexm

A transhumanist tale-in-the-making I've been working on for a while now, with a great deal of promise but much yet to be written. I think this will do for now! Captain Calamity: A DiVerse Alpha Chronicle by Colin Stokes #1: "A Little Extra" Time seemed to slow a little in the young

The Girl Who Saved the World 51

by George Phillies

I have been convinced the I need to do a major rewrite. “Ah, yes, the original agenda. Eclipse and how she escaped. Is there an issue here?” The Ambassadors glowered. “Valkyria,” Holmgren said, “Can you add anything to what happened afterward?” “Rolf,” she answered, her use of the first

Classic LNH Adventures #33

"Catalytic Conversions Part Two"

by Arthur Spitzer

In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have LNH Comics Presents Special #5. Another issue of Joltin' Jeff McCoskey's one man crossover, this one reprints two issues of Tales of the LNH (#263 and 264). The reprints take place

The Daily LNH Wiki Entry Spotlight #99

by Arthur Spitzer

The Daily LNH Wiki Entry Spotlight #99 Today's pick is the Dog Boy entry: [LINK] Created by Rene Villareal, this LNH'r can become any type of dog. Hot Dog, Chili Dog, Corn Dog - uh What? Not those type of dogs? Oh, err.. Arthur "Never mind.." Spitzer

The Super Wizard From Space #60

"A Moment, Before We Get To The Last Story Of My Only Daughter..."

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He'll head toward Genovefa. Maybe not immediately, but inevitably. She can't hide from him any more than he can avoid her. The Cosmic Crowns draw them together. Its a drive. Its a feverish heat.

Classic LNH Adventures #32

"Catalytic Conversions Part One"

by Arthur Spitzer

In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have LNH Triple Play #6. Catalytic Conversions was a one man crossover by Joltin' Jeff McCoskey (I think at one time H. Jameel al Khafiz was supposed to write one of the parts, but had

Mighty Medley #32

"September 2016, by Messrs. Brenton, McClure, Perron, Russell, and Stokes"

by Tom Russell

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The Girl Who Sved the World Part 50

"LNH Triple Play 5"

by George Phillies

Chapter Nine Secure Chamber Alpha The Palace of Peace Geneva, Switzerland Evening January 13, 2018 Holmgren stood at the head of the table, waiting for the ambassadors of the Great Powers to be seated. Finally all of them had arrived and were in place. He leaned into his chair and tapped

Classic LNH Adventures #31

"LNH Triple Play 5"

by Arthur Spitzer

In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have LNH Triple Play #5. Joltin' Jeff McCoskey deals with the aftermath of Retcon Hour and Contraption Man in this tale involving Self-Righteous Preacher and PC Person called "BrainWash,

Classic LNH Adventures #30

"Retcon Hour Odds and Ends"

by Arthur Spitzer

In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have the eleventh chunk of Retcon Hour. For the 26th issue Peter "Tick" Milan gives us Decibel Dude & Vigilante Guy #0 where the duo find themselves on an alter.net Looniverse gone wrong.

The Daily LNH Wiki Entry Spotlight #98

by Arthur Spitzer

The Daily LNH Wiki Entry Spotlight #98 Today's pick is the WikiLull entry: [LINK] A multi-writer cascade involving the trials and tribulations of the LNH Wiki website. Will it still be there by the time this gets posted? Arthur "Who knows.." Spitzer