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Writer's Block Person #28

by Drew Perron

"Uggggh," said Writer's Block Person, sitting at their desk and holding their head in their hands. "I've been trying to push through my anxiety, but it's hard to move past my fears. I wish there was something more concrete I could focus my efforts on, push against." "Oh, hey," said Doctor

Writer's Block Person #27

by Drew Perron

One day, Writer's Block Person decided to write a bunch of flash fiction. THEN NINJAS ATTACKED - The lightbulbs were plucked fresh from the fields. We noticed when they sang, as the tingling energy of solar-fueled electricity filled them. But we did not notice when they cried, as the

High Concept Challenge volume 2 1

by Adrian J. McClure

Drew has been gathering the High Concept Challenge prompts so other writer friends can use them, and the group as a whole has been moving toward more individual, short, spontaneous stories, so now seems like it's a good time to bring it back. For anyone new, here's how these work -Someone

Writer's Block Person #26

by Drew Perron

AND NOW, OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION... Kid Review stood on the sidewalk in front of the co-op and sighed. The building across the street had been broken and covered in graffiti since he'd known it. But now, the door had been unboarded, and a neon-pink sign had been affixed to it reading "Secret

Writer's Block Person #25

by Drew Perron

"Nyarharharhar!" said the anthropomorphic foam-rubber squid wearing a laurel wreath, waving its tentacles about. "I am Cephalopod Caligula, strongest general of the Beige Emirate! I'm here to drain the energy of college students for my mistress, Vice President Negative Clownfish!" "Oh, crap!"

Writer's Block Person #24

by Drew Perron

Writer's Block Person stepped into the only English-style pub in Pittsburgh (at least, the only one that wasn't inside a hotel), holding the dirty napkin that had been taped to their door. It had the address and a time. They peered in, looking around... Ah, there, at the bar - a man in a dirty

WikiLull After #4

by Adrian J. McClure

WIKILULL AFTER #4 "Cheesecake Eater Lad Beyond 0D" An Legion of Net.Heroes story by Adrian McClure **** "Hello," said Cheesecake Eater Lad. "Hello? Is anyone there?" There wasn't, of course. Only a vast grey emptiness that went on and on and on. There was nothing in it-no ground and no

Writer's Block Person #23

by Drew Perron

Writer's Block Person was walking down the street downtown when a dark figure wearing an all-concealing robe beckoned him into an alleyway. Since 21st-century downtown Pittsburgh had huge, spacious alleyways that weren't particularly dark or dangerous, they shrugged and followed along~

Writer's Block Person #22

by Drew Perron

Writer's Block Person was lying across the laps of Whisperion, Chaos Theory, and Redink. Kid Review and Gives Hugs Impetuously Lass had pulled up chairs, and Dr. Puppy was sitting on GHILass's lap. All of them were watching the big monitor, as the third episode in a row of the new season of

Writer's Block Person #21

by Drew Perron

Writer's Block Person sat. They sat, staring into a brightly lit screen. They clicked away. Clicked around. Clicked back. Kid Review sat up. They squinted. "Writer's Block Person?" "Yeah..." "Are you doing the thing where you don't let yourself go to bed until you don't feel bored anymore?

Royals #2

by deucexm

Finally finished this one tonight (this morning, technically, it's 1 AM now). Life is being something of a bear recently but I'm trying to write to distract myself from other things. Sometimes it works, sometimes not; but here is a thing. Royals: A DiVerse Alpha Chronicle by Colin Stokes

Another LNH Title? Really? #7

"Marvel Zombie Lad Lives Again!"

by Adrian J. McClure

ANOTHER LNH TITLE? REALLY? #7 "Marvel Zombie Lad Lives Again!" A Legion of Net.Heroes story by Adrian McClure It began one day when Token Girl, Halls Jordan and Cliche Dude went to the comic shop. "Hey," said Halls Jordan, the Cosmic Custodian, "I haven't read any comics since I went off on

Writer's Block Person #20

by Drew Perron

Writer's Block Person was flopped on their desk, groaning. Kid Review was poking them in the nose with one finger. "You know you gotta do it," said Kid Review. "I knooooow." "People have been waiting so long, and now's the right time." "I knooooow!" "You just gotta finish the Spoon of

Writer's Block Person #19

by Drew Perron

Deep in the darkness... a door opens... Whisperion was in the darkness. It seemed to stretch to all sides - or was it a tight, confining closet? "Hullo?" she called out. There was a sussuration, a rush, chains being pulled through velvet curtains, and out of the darkness stumbled Writer's

Writer's Block Person #18

by Drew Perron

Amethyst Allenby, AKA Gives Hugs Impetuously Lass, opened the door of Writer's Block Person's apartment. "Hullo?" She stepped in, peering about. From far back in the closet, a voice echoed. "Hullo!" Writer's Block Person appeared, wheeling out a stack of boxes as tall as they were on a dolly.

Writer's Block Person #17

by Drew Perron

"What should I write Writer's Block Person about tonight?" Writer's Block Person pondered. "No, wait, this kind of opening is overdone. Um..." Writer's Block Person sat in the circle of witches, arms outstretched, chanting to Manon- "No, no, no. I'd want to do either actual research on

Writer's Block Person #16

by Drew Perron

"I've been pretty productive today," said Writer's Block Perron, flopping on the couch, "but man, I'm really spacing out now. I suppose it's just a natural reaction to emotional stuff and I should relax and let it run its course." "Nope!" said a giant caterpillar. "You're being sucked into the

Writer's Block Person #15

by Drew Perron

Writer's Block Person was hanging out at home, no doubt doing something *adorable* and *domestic*. Bah! I, the NEGA-NARRATOR, demand that they come forth! "Eh?" Writer's Block Person put down the giant pink heart pillow they were cuddling. "What's all this then?" It's issue *fifteen* of this

LNH Wiki

"Power School!"

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As is my custom during the Powernaut All-Star Break, I fiddle with things which are not exactly Powernaut comics. This is related, of course... but I've put it in the *LNH* wiki, because Power School 2013 is coming. Naturally, Writer's Block Person has seen this entry already, and thanks for

Writer's Block Person #14

by Drew Perron

Today, Writer's Block Person was logging in from the cafe at the public library! "Hmm hmm," they hmm'd under their breath. "I don't know what to write~ I'm going to lose all my momentum and have to work in corporate America and shrivel~ into~ a~ husk~" They shook themselves out and decided to

Writer's Block Person #13

by Drew Perron

Writer's Block Person was reading a book. Their head was in the lap of Whisperion, who was checking something on their phone. Their feet were in the lap of Redink, who was massaging them. Writer's Block Person put their book on their chest. "Hey," they said. "Do we live in Netropolis?" "Hm?"

The Girl Who Saved the World part 61

by George Phillies

“I’ll keep that in mind. And these are truly wonderful scones,” Krystal said. “I’ll tell Allison you want the recipe. She will be delighted. But now I have a riddle for you. Did one of your people, perhaps two years back, put a geas on the Wells house?” Morgana asked. “I can’t imagine why

The Liminals #1

by Adrian J. McClure

THE LIMINALS #1: "HATE LETTERS" a Legion of Net.Heroes story by Adrian McClure PREVIOUSLY: Masterplan Lad, a semi-cosmic guardian of the narrative, was sent by the Knights Temporal to help sort out Ultimate Mercenary's storyline. They ran into Varda, who then appeared to be a background

Writer's Block Person #12

by Drew Perron

The coffeehouse door opened, and in strode a figure. A Korean woman with a curl of bright red hair. A cape that shaded from dark blue at the top, through red, into orange, yellow and white at the feathered edge, held on by an off-center heart-shaped golden brooch. A polished cherry-wood staff

Prehistoric Productions Eligibles 2016

by Drew Perron

Welp, here they are! All of my RACCies-eligible stories from 2016! ...hoo boy. I didn't really *produce* that much in 2016, did I? ^^; A lot of writing, but a lot of it on long-term projects that haven't seen the light of day yet. And it's already April, jeez louise. Welp, time to get kickin'!

Writer's Block Person #11

by Drew Perron

"GAAAAAH" Writer's Block Person flipped the table they were working at. "ALL OF YOU ARE SO FRUSTRATING" "Eh?" said Killswitch, who was visiting from- "NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK" WBP tossed him into their beanbag collection. "WE HAVEN'T ESTABLISHED THE LNH'S CURRENT STATUS QUO YET, WHY IS

LNH Eligibles 2016

by Drew Perron

"Okay," said Writer's Block Person. "Here's the list of LNH stories and writers that are eligible for the RACCies this year. Send in your ballots now-" "A-*hem*," said Kid Review, tapping their foot. "...oh, heh," said Writer's Block Person, stepping back nervously from the lectern. "Sorry,

Writer's Block Person #10

by Drew Perron

Multicolored lightning crashed, and a humanoid form composed of shifting fractal patterns, blue and purple and red, resolved out of the fundamental energies unleashed. They threw back their head and shouted, "Now and forever, I am Chaos Theory!" Writer's Block Person stuck their head out the

Writer's Block Person #9

by Drew Perron

Writer's Block Person was in the coffeehouse, writing the latest issue of Writer's Block Person, when SUDDENLY! WHAM! The door swung open, and in leapt a figure in a gaudy, shimmery red outfit; they wore a red monocle over a face-covering red mask, and red pens extended from their hands like

Writer's Block Person #8

by Drew Perron

"Wait, my name is Dr. Puppy?" said Dr. Puppy. "What kind of a name is that?" "Well, um... oh! Remember how Drew proposed that, in LNH20, there was a space empire that ruled the sector of space Earth was in, and it was controlled by a race of beings who looked like adorable blue-green puppies?"

Writer's Block Person #7

by Drew Perron

"snrk" went Writer's Block Person. "pfnnt" "ehe" "ehe" "ehe" "heeheeheenBWAHAHA" "oh my god" "oh my god okay" "okay, okay, one more" "...BWEEheeheeWAHAhaha oh my god" "You're high, aren't you," said Dr. Puppy. "pfnt!! No, no... this Tumblr, this Tumblr is just really funny...

Writer's Block Person #6

by Drew Perron

"Crap crap crap the day's almost over and I haven't written anything!" Writer's Block Person ran in a giant metaphorical and also literal hamster wheel. "Crap crap crap! I've got momentum and I don't want to waste it! Crap crap crap... whatever! Write something post it!" Drew "craaaaaaaap"

Nine-Tenths of the Law

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Nine-Tenths of the Law copyright 2016 by Dave Van Domelen "...and by the scribing of this sigil, the pact is made." Ben felt stupid. The guy he bought the book from online swore the

Writer's Block Person #5

by Drew Perron

"Boy, I feel great today," said Writer's Block Person, walking through the streets, the midday sun shining off their armor. "I'm glad it finally feels like spring. Seasonal depression sucks, haha..." Suddenly, the air above the sidewalk tore open, and a bunch of net.heroes leapt out. They were

Writer's Block Person #4

by Drew Perron

WRITER'S BLOCK PERSON: i can't think of a funny title right now "Well. I'm freaked out by unrelated anxiety right now, so I'm not sure I can even write. But, um, let's try anyway." Writer's Block Person walked down the street. frig. okay. it's gonna be all right. They walked down the street

Royals #1

by deucexm

While I attempt to work on my existing projects in the DiVerse, I've cooked up yet another new thing in the meantime - a prequel of sorts (to something else most of you haven't read, natch), a more outlandish and wild and star-studded, haha, adventure of sorts. And I do love to share stories,

Writer's Block Person #3

by Drew Perron

WRITER'S BLOCK PERSON: WRITE IN THE NICK OF TIME "Oh god, are they all going to have titles like that?" Writer's Block Person shook their head ruefully. "Anyway, I think I'm a transforming superhero, like a Power Ranger or such, and when I get blocked on what should happen next, I de-transfor

Writer's Block Person #2

by Drew Perron

WRITER'S BLOCK PERSON: THE WRITE STUFF "Okay, so- god, that's a cheesy title," said the Person of Procrastination. "But anyway- I think it's okay for me to exist, I mean, Writer's Block Woman is a very different concept anyway. My stories end whenever I get hung up on how they should proceed.

Writer's Block Person #1

by Drew Perron

WRITER'S BLOCK PERSON: THE NEVERENDING JOURNEY "Hullo! I'm Writer's Block Person, and I... wait, Writer's Block Woman was a thing. Maybe I should have a different name...

The Girl Who Saved the World Part 60

"A Question For the Community"

by George Phillies

This passage seemed to get lost. “It’s my gift to humanity,” Morgana said, “on which all of the pieces are well known so I will claim no credit for doing it. The publications will report exactly what each person did as part of the effort. We’re curing sickle-cell anemia. Not a bone marrow

2016 Second Nomination Ballot

"You Destroyed New Orleans!"

by Drew Perron

Updated the dates, cos we need room for our dreams! The RACCies are a two-step process: 1.) Nominations: Open! The only restriction is that you may not nominate yourself or any stories you worked on. (We will except crossovers under the assumption it is the others' contributions

The Girl Who Saved The World Part 59

by George Phillies

BUNCOMBE AND VERA DURAND- they do an inteview Chapter Eleven The Lafayette Laboratory Compere Biological Sciences Building Rogers Technological Institution January 15, 2018 Early afternoon “Pardon me?” The voice at the door to Allison Moreland’s lab came from a tall young woman

The Super Wizard From Space #64

"Demolio, part 4"

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"We've _sztudied_ you for thiz entire Tournament! Without your cosZzmic weapon, you're no threat! You're little more than a ztubborn _nail_ for me to hammer down."

Swashbucklers of the Double Helix #1

by Drew Perron

I would apologize for not posting for a while - again - but you know what? Screw it, let's get to the content! - Some said he was a prince himself, that he'd been born with a silver spoon in his mouth, but scorned the excesses and the cruelty of his royal kin and taken off with their

The Girl Who Saved the World Part 58

by George Phillies

The speaking stone worked its way around the circle and back to Chancellor Holmgren. “With respect to pursuing the Bearer, we did manage with the aid of Baron Supreme Gamesman Kamensky to track down Miss Wells, who introduced the City of Steel move seen in that part of the competition. She is

Captain Calamity #2

"Core Connections"

by deucexm

Guess who's back with another tale of things! This one is a bit further in the future compared to the last one, as you may note - that's entirely intended. :) But enough of this! Feast upon my creation: Captain Calamity: A DiVerse Alpha Chronicle by Colin Stokes #2: "Core Connections"

Mighty Medley #36

"January 2017, by Messrs. Brenton, McClure, Perron, Russell, and Stokes"

by Tom Russell

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The Super Wizard From Space #63

"Demolio, part 3"

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"Here I am, having a heck of a time trying to put my own head together, I never figured on finding szomeone else'sz in here, too."

Audience Participation (Re RACCIES

"2016 First Nomination Ballot)"

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On 2017-01-14 15:37, Adrian McClure wrote: > Hopefully Russia/the FBI won't try and influence the RACCies voting. Hopefully if they do, Our Heroes (and maybe some properly motivated Villains) can stop them! And on that note, I hereby open the RACCies Ceremony of 2016 to audience participatio

The Girl Who Saved the World Part 57

"2016 First Nomination Ballot"

by George Phillies

“I find that the first lot is for the new manifesto from the League of Terran Justice,” Holmgren said. “Must we consider their ravings?” Moeller asked. The IncoAztecan Ambassador nodded in agreement, then passed the talking stone to Count Ferencz. “The new manifesto is very different,” Ferencz