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Night of the RACCies #4

"The Intervention!"

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Natural Law Revision Lad looked at the door of his cell. Despite its awesome power which was like unto three universes, he'd successfully blown it out. So he gestured to Cosmic Cataclysm Lass. "Ladies first." Meanwhile, Deathspork the Terminator roamed the hallways of the RACCies auditorium.

Night of the RACCies #5

"The Mission!"

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Our Heroes are January Frost, Mary Mystery, MaryBeth the Hit Girl, and Love Princess Gorgoneion. All others have been left behind by the pace of this good old time RACCies cascade. Our Heroes have been thrust toward another universe, to seek an old threat. But they get stuck, somewhere in a

2016 (23rd Annual) RACCies Ceremony

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o o o o o o o o o o The 2016 o o o o o o o ->(*23RD* Annual)

Night of the RACCies #3

"The Target!"

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Author's Note: This being a cascade, I'd best not overthink my response. I have at least slept on it, though. ... The lady mage was called, Rainshade. She was trying to control a conference room of free-willed superhumans. Oh, joy. She told those others, "Like I said, you're here because

FLASH! LNH Comics Presents Monthly #4

"(Reformatted)"

by Drew Perron

#4 #4 * * Since the dawn of the Internet, they have been its defenders! Today, the strangest heroes of all protect the world against hate,

Night of the RACCies #2

by Adrian J. McClure

Wouldn't be a cascade if there weren't some confusion about the numbering, would it? **** And elsewhere, a shadowy hooded figure lurked shadowily in a secret crypt beneath the RACCIes auditorium. Flames in skull-shaped braziers cast flickering light on the cobwebs hanging from coffins and

FLASH! LNH Comics Presents Monthly #4

by Drew Perron

#4 #4 * * Since the dawn of the Internet, they have been its defenders! Today, the strangest heroes of all protect the world against hate,

Another LNH Title? Really? #9

"War For the Oak Moss"

by Drew Perron

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HCC v2 #1/60

"Fairy Tales voting"

by Adrian J. McClure

Congratulations to everyone who wrote for this! We did run over the deadline, but we got more activity than I was expecting. Now you can vote for the result here: [LINK] The voting period is two weeks. - Adrian "The Dark Spaceknight" McClure, now with sig

RACCIES

by George Phillies

Yes, MISC: Raccies.

Visitors

"Visitors"

by George Phillies

"Be back in a moment," Cosmic Cataclysm Lass announced to her brother. "Powder Room Break." She touched the doorknob. The inconceivable force of three universe-destroying explosions threw her across the room, burying her two feet deep in the room's impervium armor plate wall. "Interesting

Night of the RACCies #1

"The Team!"

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Author's Note: I might for once launch a RACCies adventure thread, and then just skip to the results! That fits with tradition; old RACCies are still cleaning up the Hungry Past or something. If I properly follow tradition, it'll even be a cascade. I'm going to wait for awards until the team

WikiLull

"Another Interlude"

by Adrian J. McClure

Here's another drabble: Out-of-The-Loop Lass barged into the Pizza Pit. "Hey guys! Lalo installed the LNH wiki on a more stable server! That means we don't have to worry about the LNHQ blowing up anymore. We can just stop this story-" The group of LNHers and post-trenchcoaters huddled at the

Time Enough For Tea #6

by deucexm

This is the finale, folks. At least for now. It's been a very personal thing for me, as this is based largely on conversations between me and my therapist (this final part not so much), but it has been a delight to write and to read all of the responses, even if I haven't replied back to

Night of the RACCies Prelude! (Re MISC

"The Girl Who Saved the World part 62)"

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... > > For unclear reasons, the receptionist began to show signs of alarm. "Do > you always blow up universes?" > > "I only did that once, and they deserved it." > > "What about last month?" her brother asked teasingly. > > "That doesn't count. That was only a local group of galaxies.

The Girl Who Saved the World part 62

by George Phillies

Readers may wish to enhance this: But first, visitors at LNH HQ, speaking to whoever is at the front desk, in events that may not have happened. "Hi, I'm Natural Law Revision Lad, and I'd like to buy tickets for the RACCies ceremony. Two. One for me, one for my sister Cosmic Cataclysm Lass."

Time Enough For Tea #5

by deucexm

Although 5 is a delightful number, I couldn't quite stop here. One more to go, at least. Maybe two? But I'd like to actually finish a series (and start a new one that picks up immediately after, most likely). TIME ENOUGH FOR TEA: A DiVerse Alpha Chronicle by Colin Stokes 05 The

Another LNH Title? Really? #8

"Odd Love"

by Adrian J. McClure

Another LNH Title? Really? #8: "Odd Love" A Legion of Net.Heroes story by Adrian McClure **** The cover (yes there's a cover this time!!) shows Frat.Boy and a cute, flamboyant, fat man sitting at a table in a bar, with All Knowing Last Chance Whiner Destiny Woman looming above: "STOP! They

Another LNH Title? Really? #8

"Epilogue"

by Adrian J. McClure

I just realized there was a scene which I took out because the issue was getting too long but I referred to it in the end credits, and the world would be significantly better with that scene, so here it is. This is a drabble: "So yeah," said Halls Jordan, "the problem is the newsgroup would

Time Enough For Tea #4

by deucexm

Teatime is nearing its end, but there will be more of these characters, that much is certain. I like them both far too much to just let them go by the wayside. Anyway, here's some more stuff that's a reflection of my own deeply personal matters, as most of my present writing seems to be.

The Queen's Roast, a fairy-tale

by Tom Russell

THE QUEEN'S ROAST, a fairy-tale. told by Tom Russell I have no idea if this should be flagged with "ACRA" or not, but if you've read any fairy tales, you probably know the kinds of things to expect! There was once a good king. He was wise and temperate; he was a skilled diplomat and

Liminals #3

by Adrian J. McClure

THE LIMINALS #3: "False Compare" A Legion of Net.Heroes story by Adrian McClure **** Manga Girl was patrolling the vents of the LNHQ. The last time she'd come here it was going after an attempt at making spaghetti that had gone horribly wrong. Now she was tracking a Mini-Balrog. They were

Time Enough For Tea #3

by deucexm

Continuing on, little by little. I've already got some far-reaching ideas for the way this one could turn out, but who's to say where it will go? I prefer to let the characters sort of decide things on their own. TIME ENOUGH FOR TEA: A DiVerse Alpha Chronicle by Colin Stokes 03 Laurel

A scene from the future/past of WikiLull...

"A scene from the future/past of WikiLull..."

by Adrian J. McClure

"This," said Occultism Kid, retrieving the orb from the chest, "is an artifact said to have the power to defeat Trump-the Orb of Covfefe. It was forged in the Para.Net.Elemental Plane of Typo. It-" Just then, there was a burst of cosmic energy, and Gets-Angry-At-Overused-Memes Man appeared!

Time Enough For Tea #2

by deucexm

Well, still working on actual content generation, but the bitesize part of things at least is working out well enough. I'm trying to do less obsessing about making everything absolutely perfect the first time around, so some of this hasn't been through the usual review process - but so be it.

Swashbucklers of the Grand Helix #2

by Drew Perron

The Captain stood at the prow of the ship, watching the cosmic sparklings of the Grand Helix shimmer by. The whitecaps were lovely today, and land was coming into sight. The Prince came out of the cabin, put one arm around the Captain's waist and the other round his chest, leaning his

Journey into Procrastination #1

by Adrian J. McClure

Reposting this old ass story of mine in honor of World Dracula Day! Maybe someday I'll write another issue of this series... Journey into Procrastination #1: "Preludes and Distractions" by Adrian J. McClure Part of High Concept Challenge #24: Le Challenge French Note: This is an anthology

Time's Almost Up

by Drew Perron

Just poking everybody to say: Make sure you vote in the RACCies! We've actually got a bunch of ballots so far, so let's make it a really strong race! Drew "heck yeah you're all awesome" Perron

FLASH! LNH Comics Presents Monthly #3

by Drew Perron

#3 #3 * * Since the dawn of the Internet, they have been its defenders! Today, the strangest heroes of all protect the world against hate,

System Corruptors #35

"Rise of the East Coast Brotherhood, part 2"

by Adrian J. McClure

System Corruptors #35: "Rise of the East Coast Brotherhood, part 2" A Legion of Net.Heroes story by Adrian McClure **** No matter how many times Marvel Zombie Lad went to space, he could never quite make his brain adjust to the fact that he was in fact in space. He was standing on a

2016 Second Voting Ballot

by Drew Perron

Update: I've gotten in two ballots so far! Good job, let's keep it up - everybody get your votes in by the 31st! The RACCies are a two-step process: 1.) Nominations. Closed! 2.) Elections. This is crunch time! Pick three nominees from each category and rank them 1st, 2nd, and

System Corrupters 34

"Rise of the East Coast Brotherhood, part 1"

by Adrian J. McClure

System Corruptors 34: "Rise of the East Coast Brotherhood, part 1" A Legion of Net.Heroes story by Adrian McClure **** Somewhere in West Virginia, there sits the Ozymandian remains of a shopping mall, abandoned by the fickle gods of business. But if anyone looked inside, they'd know it

HitGirlz

by George Phillies

I se one of them is nominated for the RACCies. Please hire them. They need more money for ammunition. The United Mafia Gangs of the nameless city have decided to unite in a suicide pact, I mean, a pact to wipe out the HitGirlz, noI got it right the first time.

Classic LNH Adventures #37

"Culinary Disasters Part Three"

by Arthur Spitzer

In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have LNH Comics Presents #31-32 And in this part Jessica "Jaelle" Ihimaera-Smiler concludes her Bad-Timing Boy Adventure and the Culinary Disasters Crossover. Joining her in the backups

Worst LNH Series - EVER!! #2

"- The Legion of Net.Hipsterinos!"

by Arthur Spitzer

Worst LNH Series - EVER!! #2 The Legion of Net.Hipsterinos! "Hey, Doc," said Rick (Dr. Refuse2Amuse's roommate) browsing his way through the Net, "Looks like you got some reviews for this series!" "Excellent!" Dr. Refuse2Amuse rubbed his hands in a very fiendish manner.

Audience Participation, Wave 2

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As the RACCies approach, I gather a team of volunteers to come from RACC stories to adventure among the awards. That is to say, I invite audience participation. You are each invited to submit one character, to stand for the integrity of the RACCies against all enemies both internal and

Time Enough For Tea #1

by deucexm

It's high time I use this meta tag, yes? I wanted also to do something a bit more bite-size than my usual fare, in order to get the creative juices flowing - Mr. Perron's work has been quite inspirational. Even in the far reaches of the DiVerse, there is, in fact: TIME ENOUGH FOR TEA: A

Writer's Block Person #31

by Drew Perron

Writer's Block Person ran down the street, in their 'Magneto Had Some Valid Points' T-shirt, holofoil skirt, and ready-to-hold-comics backpack. They ran through the door, up the stairs, and into the comic book store. "YAY Free Comic Book Day!" Everyone, patrons and employees alike, looked

Another LNH Title? Really FCBD Special (warning

"long)"

by Adrian J. McClure

ANOTHER LNH TITLE? REALLY? FREE COMIC BOOK DAY SPECIAL: "Diamond is Pretty Breakable Actually" A Legion of Net.Heroes story by Adrian McClure In the lobby of the LNHQ (the Legion of Net.Heroes Headquarters, which the more pedantically minded types style the LNHHQ), Kyoko Ishikawa, the team's

Classic LNH Adventures #36

"Culinary Disasters Part Two"

by Arthur Spitzer

In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have LNH Comics Presents #29-30 Jessica "Jaelle" Ihimaera-Smiler continues with the Bad-Timing Boy Adventure and we finally get the first part of Culinary Disasters (also written by

Worst LNH Series - EVER! #1

"- The Beginning!"

by Arthur Spitzer

Worst LNH Series - EVER! #1 The Beginning! Looks like you just made a mistake. You were just clicking away on all those amusing other tales on rec.arts.comics.creative without a lazy daisy care in the world. And then you accidentally clicked on this one. You were

FLASH! LNH Comics Presents Monthly Free Comic Book Day Special: Philosopher Lass Adventures! #3

by Drew Perron

* * Since the dawn of the Internet, they have been its defenders! Today, the strangest heroes of all protect the world against hate, fear, and apathy! Our knights in shining spandex... *

Writer's Block Person #30

by Drew Perron

Writer's Block Person was curled up on the couch, on their laptop, reading The Liminals #2. "Awww," they said. "Awwww..." They paged down. "Awwwwwww!" They pulled at their hair. "Crap! This is too sad!" They leapt up from the couch, striking a dynamic pose. "I must hug!!" Kid Review came out

Royals #3

by deucexm

This one has been a /long/ time coming. Personal issues. Anyway, got some of the roadblocks worked out, so I'll see if I can step up my production game a bit - but more importantly, new chapter of...! Royals: A DiVerse Alpha Chronicle by Colin Stokes 03 Jack couldn't be sure he was

Writer's Block Person #29

by Drew Perron

"Welp, this is a milestone," said Whisperion, laying on the couch. The sink turned off, and Writer's Block Person walked out of the kitchen, drying off their hands. "Sorry, what?" "This is a milestone," repeated Whisperion, sitting up. "Your twenty-ninth issue. There were only twenty-nine

The Liminals #2

by Adrian J. McClure

THE LIMINALS #2: "Night Fever" A Legion of Net.Heroes story by Adrian McClure **** The club was packed that night. No one noticed the net.hero lurking at the edge of the dance floor. That was what she wanted. If there was one thing she was good at, it was not being noticed. She was dressed

2016 First Voting Ballot

by Drew Perron

A couple weeks late but I DON'T CARE FIGHT ME. ...I mean... good luck, everyone! The RACCies are a two-step process: 1.) Nominations. Closed! 2.) Elections. This is crunch time! Pick three nominees from each category and rank them 1st, 2nd, and 3rd (again, no voting for

Writing Prompt

"A first date gets interrupted by something fantastic."

by christophe...@gmail.com

Jess picks at her food with her fork, trying to think of something to say. She’s never been any good at small talk, and being on a date with such a gorgeous woman as Sarah is just making her all the more shy. “So, uh, what kinda work do you do?” Sarah asks, in a tone that definitely suggests

Classic LNH Adventures #35

"Culinary Disasters Part One"

by Arthur Spitzer

Let's see in I can untangle myself from the bonds of Super Apathy Lad to restart this.. In this weeks reposting of stuff you can find in the eyrie archive [LINK] we have LNH Comics Presents #26-28 Jessica "Jaelle" Ihimaera-Smiler wrote a delightful Bad-Timing

The Daily LNH Wiki Entry Spotlight #100

by Arthur Spitzer

The Daily LNH Wiki Entry Spotlight #100 Okay, bringing this back for the 25th Anniversary of the LNH (A quarter of a century of LNH — imagine that!).. And it looks like the wiki is functioning (at least for the moment..) Today's pick is the Cosmic Plot Device Caper entry: [LINK]