"Absurd Writer Abuse"by Andrew Perron
"Who?" said Example-Character Lad, ducking as pineapples and pangolins flew through the air (the latter on wings, the former on jet engines). "One of Andrew Perron's original writer characters from when he was thirteen, representing the chaotic, emotional half of his psyche," said Hans Kartoffelkopf. "An appropriately juvenile binary, if you ask me."